Arg, mateys! It be pirate week at me school. Th’ book goes over th’ different thin’s seen wit’ a band ‘o pirates, like a trusty parrot, an eye patch, ‘n a ship. Each ‘o th’ students got to speak like a scurvy pirate ‘n shout “ARG!” They even got to wear some thin’s band ‘o pirates wear like a pirate hat, a scurvy pirate vest, ‘n a hook. It was a ruckas in th’ seven seas fer our wee band ‘o pirates. Heartly enjoy th’ book ‘n remember to speak like a pirate! ARG!
Here be a link to th’ book: I Can Talk Like a Pirate
(Help with translation from English to Pirate Talk was found at http://postlikeapirate.com/)